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Spreading Darkness
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

SPREADING DARKNESS, because after you watch it, you truly wish you were blind.

A Ghost Story
A Ghost Story (2017)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

-Mara eating pie for 9 minutes straight-

Audience: OMG! ART! POIGNANCY! LONELINESS! SO DEEP!

-Casey, the Rapey Ghost in a very apt in his case condom suit just... standing there for an hour and a half-

*internet shuts down in viewers' collective orgasm*

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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, the year is 2047 and people remain silent in thought while watching the documentary about how back in 2017, Lowery pulled a fast one on us and released a movie proving that passing off a piss-take as a masterpiece is only a matter of aesthetics

Nocturama
Nocturama (2017)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

I don't know what I was expecting, I just know I didn't foresee such level of vapid self-indulgence. Some good points often being overshadowed by a faux-intellectual Ariadne's Thread of askew symbolism that the viewer is expected to follow by blind faith alone, without any background, motive or sufficient characterization.

Average. Could have been amazing but committing one of the worst filmic crimes, instead, it chooses to be average.