Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Moonrise Kingdom feels like a culmination, like Anderson has been working towards this one movie.
Posted May 31, 2012
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
There's lots of talent on display in the film (and I think the film will make a good display movie for your home theater one day), but none of it matters when the script is so saggy and the lead so wrong.
Posted May 31, 2012
Indie Game: The Movie (2012)
The struggles these guys face getting their games done are monumental, and makes for some really tense, anxious stuff.
Posted May 29, 2012
Director Peter Berg engages in Michael Bay fetishism the way one might say Ed Gein engaged in female festishism.
Posted May 15, 2012
The Dictator (2012)
The Dictator feels almost exactly like a Saturday Night Live movie from the 90s.
Posted May 11, 2012
Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
The Avengers proves these guys truly are Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Posted Apr 29, 2012
Sound of My Voice (2012)
You may find yourself a dedicated follower of Maggie in the end. I know I am.
Posted Apr 27, 2012
The Three Stooges (2012)
If you're a Stooges fan, go see the movie. If you like crude, silly slapstick, go see the movie. If you have a stick up your ass, go see Titanic.
Posted Apr 14, 2012
American Reunion (2012)
I would accuse American Reunion of being misogynistic, but the movie seems to hold all of humanity in contempt, not just women.
Posted Apr 6, 2012
The Hunger Games (2012)
The Hunger Games is largely a triumph of smart, brave, timely, heady science fiction that recalls the 60s and 70s era of big idea scifi.
Posted Mar 20, 2012
21 Jump Street (2012)
It would have been impressive if the 21 Jump Street movie was any good. The fact that it's flat-out great feels like showboating by directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller.
Posted Mar 12, 2012
Act of Valor (2012)
a meaningful tribute to soldiers and their sacrifices that also doubles as a genuinely entertaining adventure.
Posted Mar 10, 2012
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
You'll feel like horror is revitalized, like its importance is more obvious than ever. That might be Cabin's greatest achievement, reminding us why we love and need this genre.
Posted Mar 10, 2012
Posted Mar 2, 2012
John Carter (2012)
Often spectacular, with stunning action and thrilling moments, it's a film that captures the pulpy, swashbuckling sensibilities of Burroughs while updating much of the whiz bang for an audience a century older than the original novels.
Posted Mar 1, 2012
This is a movie of shattering ineptitude, starting at the script and reaching into every aspect of the cheap, rushed, sh***y-looking production.
Posted Feb 17, 2012
Safe House (2012)
Safe House will have you on the edge of your seat - so you can spring out of it the second the credits roll.
Posted Feb 9, 2012
A strong, well-told science fiction movie that uses its fantastical ideas to explore grounded human emotions. It's got vivid action and it has cool concepts, but most of it all it has great characters.
Posted Feb 3, 2012
Rundskop (Bullhead) (2012)
Fascinating and beautiful and brutal
Posted Feb 2, 2012
The Grey (2012)
If we had one like this a month - lean, smart, muscular, thematically coherent and filled with good character actors - the cinema would be in remarkably good shape.
Posted Jan 27, 2012
The ultimate poseur movie... [A cinematic] temporary tattoo, a way of feeling underground without ever committing to anything real.
Posted Dec 24, 2011
War Horse (2011)
There are sequences of such breathtaking skill and confidence that I believe the film must be seen by everyone who ever hopes to make, or even talk intelligently, about movies.
Posted Dec 23, 2011
Watching the legendarily cool Jack Nicholson literally CRYING about Roger Corman will put a lump in the throat of even the most jaded viewer.
Posted Dec 22, 2011
A legitimately great action film, a thrilling and fun bit of exquisitely crafted escapism. It might be the best in the series, and it's without a doubt the best since the first film.
Posted Dec 14, 2011
the touches that made the first film a surprise seem to have disappeared. The Holmes/Watson relationship is now shrill, the facade of a mystery story has been chucked for a nation-hopping action adventure, and the volume has been turned up to 12.
Posted Dec 12, 2011
The Artist (2011)
If The Artist truly were from the period it's about, it would be a minor film that occasionally played on TCM at 3AM, and about which even hardcore silent film fans wouldn't care much.
Posted Nov 29, 2011
We Bought a Zoo (2011)
We Bought A Zoo is targeted at people who cry during TV commercials, who get misty eyed in the greeting card aisle.
Posted Nov 27, 2011
A deeply felt, hugely personal, glorious and heart-swelling ode to the magic of cinema and stories: the way they bring us together, allow us to understand each other, allow us to see our dreams come true.
Posted Nov 25, 2011
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 might be the most beautiful and well made bad film in history.
Posted Nov 18, 2011
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 feels the most like a real film, even though it sticks to the exhausted found footage format of the first two.
Posted Oct 19, 2011
Every dance sequence in the film is simply spectacular.
Posted Oct 13, 2011
Depraved and disgusting but intellectually active, The Human Centipede 2 never fully coheres as a movie but works incredibly as a screed of cultural critique.
Posted Oct 7, 2011
The Ides of March (2011)
Smart and as exciting as a thriller, with killer performances. Ryan Gosling is magnificent.
Posted Oct 7, 2011
Emotional without being cloying, honest and funny and low key.
Posted Sep 30, 2011
Take Shelter (2011)
Playing like the excruciatingly long first act of a better movie, Take Shelter long overstays its welcome while confusing narrative indolence for tension.
Posted Sep 27, 2011
Real Steel (2011)
ROCKY with rivets.
Posted Sep 27, 2011
The scariest cinematic image of the year is a lingering shot of a grimy pole on a public bus.
Posted Sep 7, 2011
Apollo 18 (2011)
In space no one can hear you yawn.
Posted Sep 2, 2011
Fright Night (2011)
Badly written, lethargically directed, smothering the few fun performances that could have saved it, Fright Night 3D sucks.
Posted Aug 17, 2011
The technology and performances that bring the apes to life make the film a must-see for any modern movie fan, but it's the emotion and humanity of Caesar's story that makes the film a must-see for any movie fan at all.
Posted Aug 5, 2011
Muddled, overlong, indulgent in uninteresting ways and eventually afraid to go any place provocative, Bellflower has only a cool car and a promise of future filmmaking from talented first timers.
Posted Aug 2, 2011
Attack the Block (2011)
A perfect genre gem, a movie that works a crowd the way a great song works a crowd. Paced beautifully, written smartly and shot with style and energy.
Posted Jul 28, 2011
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
This movie is the definition of a dud, something that just sits inert on screen.
Posted Jul 27, 2011
William Carlos Williams wrote "The pure products of America/ Go crazy," and the funny, freaky Tabloid captures that contrast, that promise, that curse.
Posted Jul 22, 2011
A rollicking old-fashioned adventure story - two fisted, over the top and filled with retro scifi flair.
Posted Jul 20, 2011
Another Earth (2011)
That Another Earth disappoints is crushing.
Posted Jul 18, 2011
Red State (2011)
The film alternates between being heavy handed and moronic, and it seems to be informed by a 15 year olds' understanding of Waco filtered through the paranoid ramblings of a stoner.
Posted Jul 15, 2011
Winnie the Pooh (2011)
In an age when the Shrek films make oral sex jokes and Cars 2 flip-flops between tedium and terror, the real pleasure of the gentle, graceful Winnie the Pooh is that it is a kid's film that really, truly works for kids.
Posted Jul 14, 2011
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Considering how many other summer comedies deserve to be fired for cause and walked out of the building by security with their stuff in a filing box, Horrible Bosses does the job well enough.
Posted Jul 7, 2011