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We'll Never Have Paris (2015)



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In a story based on true events, Quinn (Simon Helberg) has been in a devoted relationship with Devon (Melanie Lynskey) for several years, and is ready to propose marriage until a gorgeous blonde co-worker reveals her love for him. Quinn immediately has second thoughts about matrimony and ends up terminating his relationship with his long-time better half. After a brief relationship with the blonde, Quinn quickly realizes he's made the mistake of a lifetime, so he sets off to Paris, where his one and only true love has moved, to win her back. (C) Official Site

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All Critics (24) | Top Critics (7)

Although Quinn may strike some viewers as more annoying narcissist than self-deprecating charmer, he's a vivid creation.

January 23, 2015 | Full Review…

This derivative comedy, in addition to not being particularly funny, gives off a sense of telling us more than we needed to know.

January 22, 2015 | Full Review…

[A] Woody Allen-lite comedy ...

January 22, 2015 | Rating: 2/4

The danger in writing, directing, producing and casting yourself in the same movie is that there's no one to pull you back from the cliff.

January 21, 2015 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Throughout, Helberg's awkward-anxious routine proves insufferable ...

January 21, 2015 | Full Review…

A sporadically amusing, more often grating romantic comedy.

January 20, 2015 | Full Review…
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It's not that this is that bad - it is well made and the acting is good. It's just that the guy was insufferable. I get that that's the point, but it didn't make for good viewing. I was actually hoping she would turn him down because he was just that annoying. A few people have made the remark he's a Woody Allen wannabe and I think it's a fair comment. I didn't buy into two hot blondes finding him irresistible. I mean come on. Devon okay, she's kind of an average girl, but honestly even she could have done better. Well I stuck through it and not sure I didn't waste my time totally, but once was definitely enough for this one.

Nicki Marie
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