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The VelociPastor (2019)




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After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil -- and ninjas.

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Distinctly amateurish kung-fu kicks and delightful rubber-suited dinosaur antics can't quite disguise the fact that [Brendan] Steere is a filmmaker who knows what he's doing.

January 22, 2020 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

The VelociPastor may be attempting to be a cult-favorite B-movie, but it's unclear how much of the bad in this film is actually intentional.

October 8, 2019 | Full Review…

The VelociPastor is one of the best horror movies of the year.

September 25, 2019 | Rating: 8/10 | Full Review…

A schlocky enterprise possessed with an exploitation spirit and surprisingly sentimental heart.

September 8, 2019 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

The VelociPastor tells you everything you need to know about itself with that title. Brendan Steere, his delightful cast, and committed crew have crafted a bonkers film that never stops entertaining.

August 21, 2019 | Rating: 8/10 | Full Review…

It's either the most absurd and ridiculous premise for a movie or the movie you've been waiting all of 2019 to see. And that's before the ninja clan shows up.

August 19, 2019 | Rating: 9/10 | Full Review…

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