Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018) - Rotten Tomatoes

Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)



Critic Consensus: An uneven blend of horror and comedy that fails to satisfy on either front, Slaughterhouse Rulez aims for B-movie fun but doesn't make the grade.

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Our hero, Don Wallace, is a wide-eyed new boy from a modest background, forced to navigate a baffling new world of arcane rules and rituals, presided over by sadistic sixth formers. Matters of status are aggressively enforced and conversation with school goddess Clemsie, strictly forbidden. But this ancient and ordered world is about to be shaken to its foundations - literally. A controversial frack site on prize school woodland causes seismic tremors, a mysterious sinkhole and an unspeakable horror to be unleashed. Soon a new pecking order will be established as pupils, teachers and the school matron become locked in a bloody battle for survival.

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Critic Reviews for Slaughterhouse Rulez

All Critics (32) | Top Critics (8)

If I was in high school, I would have been super happy to discover this film in the video store library.

September 30, 2019 | Full Review…

A star-studded cast and a high-concept premise make promises that "Slaughterhouse Rulez" ultimately can't keep.

May 17, 2019 | Full Review…

Bits are good, bits are bad and quite a lot is plain baffling but the overall effect is invigorating.

November 2, 2018 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

A fracking-related subplot is possibly a step too far in the name of topicality, and the monsters look like the offspring of the dog from Ghostbusters and a blancmange. But it's good, if not exactly clean, fun.

November 2, 2018 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
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Early on, there are stray flashes of the class-savvy romp this script wanted to be, but they're drowned out by gag after jolt after obvious gag and jolt.

November 1, 2018 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

Boorish, schlocky teenage locker room humour.

October 31, 2018 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

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