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Scary Movie 3 Reviews

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June 23, 2008
Be afraid, be very afraid.
October 24, 2003
Plays like 80 minutes of Naked Gun rejects.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
October 30, 2003
Best way to ensure a film isn't taken too seriously? Cast Leslie Nielsen of Naked Gun fame as president of the United States. That'll do the trick.
| Original Score: 2/4
October 24, 2003
The movie is filled with famous and semi-famous faces, although only two of them work for their laughs and get them.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
October 24, 2003
The Naked Gun 33 1/3 wasn't the final insult from a founding ZAZ (Zucker/Abrams/Zucker) member; this is.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
October 23, 2003
But this is a movie that will primarily appeal to those who are young enough to get a kick out of the inherent subversiveness of any satire aimed at popular media, without caring too much whether any of the targets are actually hit.
Read More | Original Score: C -
December 28, 2010
This PG-13 has R-rated stuff.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 27, 2003
... this genre is pretty much dead.
October 24, 2003
Current horror movies are so ironic, they parody themselves, which means they have beaten (and stabbed and eviscerated) Scary Movie 3 to the punch.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
October 28, 2003
The only thing scarier than the opening weekend box office of this horror spoof trequel is the body count of unfunny jokes.
January 16, 2004
Leave your brain in the foyer, and your taste in the toilets.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
October 27, 2003
The flood of silly jokes will either make you laugh or they won't, but at least Zucker enlists the services of several veterans of this kind of nonsense.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 27, 2003
If you aren't going to make the movie funny, you could at least make the title appropriate.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/5
October 24, 2003
It's all been there, razzed that, with long flat valleys stretching beneath the comic peaks.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 29, 2003
...that's three times the regurgitated chuckles since the original made the scene and ushered in this so-called unavoidable phenomenon that keep popping up like an annoying pimple on an adolescent girl's face.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
October 23, 2003
On their own as little skits the horror spoof vignettes are funny enough, but as a 90 minute movie they just don't work.
February 9, 2006
Zucker's slapstick may have the satiric delicacy of a chainsaw lobotomy, but it hasn't harmed the franchise.
July 20, 2004
If you're looking for anything other than a parody clipshow, you won't find it.
| Original Score: 25/100
October 31, 2003
I don't expect Zucker to exhibit good taste, but he could have relied less on the predictably crude and crudely predictable.
Full Review| Original Score: 2.5/4
October 25, 2003
Scary Movie 3 starts out so funny you'll be wishing you'd brought a respitory assistance apparatus... but then it continues.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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