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Safe Men (1998)




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This comedy, set in Rhode Island, follows two lousy singers Sam and Eddie who are mistakenly accepted as safecrackers by the Jewish mafia. They soon find themselves out of their element and ill-prepared for executing heists.

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Paul Giamatti
as Veal Chop
Harvey Fierstein
as Good Stuff Leo
Michael Lerner
as Big Fat Bernie Gayle
Josh Pais
as Mitchell
Michael Schmidt
as Bernie Jr.
Mark Shanahan
as Party Coordinator
Jacob Reynolds
as Cousin Ira
John Tormey
as Older Guy
Don Picard
as Gunter
Carl Don
as Hyman
Ali Marsh
as Sherry
Emily Dara Doubilet
as `Sweet' Denise Schneider
Mr. Blue
as M.C. Victor
Ellen M. Hauptman
as Joyce Kaufman
Seth Herzog
as Gold Trophy
Richard Bolster
as Gold Trophy
Ian Helfer
as Janusz
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Critic Reviews for Safe Men

All Critics (21) | Top Critics (4)

Safe Men whirls wildly from one bright idea to the next, trying to find a combo that will hold the movie together. No luck.

January 1, 2000 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

Only a few of the sight gags pass the giggle test.

March 11, 2017 | Rating: B- | Full Review…'s difficult not to ultimately be won over by the uniformly superb performances and Hamburg's emphasis on thoroughly strange bits of comedy.

September 19, 2006 | Rating: 3/4 | Full Review…

Technically raw and narratively bumpy, this high-concept comedy has all the merits and weaknesses of an amateurish indie. Illustrious cast, headed by Sam Rockwell, Steve Zahn, Michael Lerner, and Harvey Fierstein, does its best but it ain't enough.

August 16, 2006 | Rating: C | Full Review…

Novel and vivaciously performed.

September 18, 2002 | Rating: 3/5

Safe Men frequently excels in its little touches while failing in the long run to generate much excitement.

January 1, 2000 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Safe Men

Despite all of the "blah" moments that it has, "Safe Men" is charming - in a mentally-ill sort of way. There will be parts of it that you'll like, parts of it that you won't, and parts of it where you'll laugh your ass off.

Stephen Earnest
Stephen Earnest

Super Reviewer

Safe Men is a quirky little comedy, and even though it unravels rather predictably, I can't say that I wasn't amused. The characters are extreme and eccentric, but they are likable in their own way (if you can get around the nonexistent character depth) and the story is odd enough to attract at least one viewing. But be warned: those who find Napoleon Dynamite to be undesirable should stay away from Safe Men because most of the humor is identical between the two. Nevertheless, I found it very funny. Hell, I even laughed out loud a couple of times. Favorite quote: Bernie: "Chop, do you think you can learn these two where the next safe is?" Chop: "Done and donner." Bernie: "Why can't you just say fucking 'Yes' when I ask you a question?"

Stephen Earnest
Stephen Earnest

Super Reviewer

Eddie: Sam this man is in the mafia, he's not going to let us off the hook if we give him a fucking basket of sundry goods Sam: Oh, but he's in the Jewish mafia, I'm sure that's more of like a club than a criminal organization An overall charming film that is very flawed do to its style, but the great cast and moments of inspired hilarity make it all worth it. Sam Rockwell and Steve Zahn play unsuccessful singers mistaken for two expert safe crackers (actually played by Mark Ruffalo and Josh Pais). They are forcefully brought in by a mobster, Veal Chop played by Paul Giamatti, and forced to pull a number of safe cracking jobs for Jewish mob boss, Big Fat Bernie Gayle played by Michael Lerner (who seems like he's going to have a heart attack in every scene). During this time, Rockwell's character falls in love with the daughter of one of the men who is supposed to be being robbed by them. There is a lot of plot, but its not really confusing because the movie exists in a world that is way to quirky for its own good. Sure its a comedy, but the way the people exist in this world is way to precious. The conversations walk a very fine line between being funny and going overboard in stylization. All of this being said, the cast is quite good. Rockwell, always solid, plays the awkward lead very well. Zahn is a bit dialed down from other, funnier characters he has played. Giamatti was probably my favorite character in this movie, as he actually had some layers. Ruffalo plays a lovable loser type, despite being a crook with emotional problems. Then you have Harvey Fierstein in a movie where he doesn't play an openly gay man. Its a very lighthearted crime comedy that certainly means well and scores few originality points, but pushes its charm way to hard to be better. Sam: Sweet 'stache. Frank: Thanks, bro.

Aaron Neuwirth
Aaron Neuwirth

Super Reviewer

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