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Modern Vampires (1998)




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Movie Info

A vampire hunter in southern California discovers that his son has been murdered by a gang of the undead and thus goes on a quest for revenge.


Rod Steiger
as Dr. Van Helsing
Udo Kier
as Vincent
Gabriel Casseus
as Time Bomb
Cedric Ferrell
as Li'l Monster
Brent Briscoe
as George, Nico's Stepfather
Conchata Ferrell
as Wanda, Nico's Mother
Boris Krutonog
as Concierge
Peter Lucas
as Count Dracula's Henchman
Ellia Thompson
as Count Dracula's Girlfriend
Roberta Hanley
as Saleswoman
Robert Peters
as Cop No.1
Rick Cramer
as Cop No.2
Richard Elfman
as Cop With Doughnut
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Critic Reviews for Modern Vampires

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (1)

I guess the movie is content to be cheerfully cheesy junk, so don't expect it to be otherwise.

April 9, 2007 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

With so much cheese--not to mention blood and boobs--the film could have at least been a camp hoot.

January 2, 2004 | Rating: 0/4 | Full Review…

Wagner brings a welcome sense of tongue-in-cheek abandon to her role in a film that otherwise plays it pretty close to run-of-the-mill blood-and-slaughter-for-fun flicks.

May 28, 2001 | Rating: 4/10

Audience Reviews for Modern Vampires


You've got to see this one! "Modern Vampires" is a delightful horror-comedy. TV's Craig Ferguson is one of the vamps - priceless! I thoroughly enjoyed Casper Van Dien's performance as Dallas; he fit the film well. Like any quality vampire movie, this one offers a respectable amount of blood and nudity. Yeah! Overall, a laid-back, fun movie chock full of laughs!

Rachel Thomas
Rachel Thomas

Super Reviewer

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