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7 Chinese Brothers (2015)



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A man unaccustomed to telling the truth learns to at least describe it. Larry (Jason Schwartzman) is an unqualified, unemployable, inebriated prankster who rides a tide of booze onto the glorious shores of an undiscriminating Quick-Lube. Taking a part-time job vacuuming and washing windshields, Larry finds himself mixed up with hostile co-workers and unsatisfied customers, while also finding himself smitten with his lovely boss, Lupe Torrez (Eleanore Pienta). Will Larry keep it together long enough to win the girl, provide for man's best friend (his dog Arrow), and do his grandmother (Olympia Dukakis) proud? (C) Official Facebook

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Eleanore Pienta
as Lupe Torrez
Tunde Adebimpe
as Major Norwood
Alex Ross Perry
as Hats at Cars
John Gatins
as Dinsmore
Josh Meyer
as Reginald
Ted Beck
as Cashier
Grover Coulson
as Mr. Johnson
Jennifer Prediger
as Woman with Glasses
Charlie LaRose
as Woman's Friend
Michael Tully
as Religious Man
Ben Kweller
as Michigan Quarter Customer
Dorian Kweller
as Michigan Quarter Customer's Son
Bob Byington
as White BMW Guy
Erin Dennis
as Grocery Store Clerk
Jordan Hargett
as Dog Walker
Amanda Chapa
as Angry Quick Lube Customer
Jayla Martinez
as Hats at Car Passenger
G-Su Paek
as Hats at Car Passenger
Delaney Sparks
as Hats at Cars Passenger
Daniel Casal
as Buca di Beppo Employee
Michael Chitty
as Buca di Beppo Employee
Dustin Silhavey
as Buca Di Beppo Employee
Jaime Montes
as Buca Di Beppo Employee
Lupe Gomez
as Florist
Frances Cornett
as Grocery Store Patron
Dan Eggleston
as Grocery Store Patron
June Griffin Garcia
as Grocery Store Patron
James Morgan
as Bartender
Alisha SanMarco
as Bartender
Tracy Abrahams
as Bar Patron
Ashton Chase
as Bar Patron
D.J. Adams
as Wildflower Terrace Resident
Marey Ballew
as Wildflower Terrace Resident
Carol Beelner
as Wildflower Terrace Resident
Cynthia Cullen
as Wildflower Terrace Resident
Susan Becmer
as Wildflower Terrace Staff
Sharon Bonnier
as Wildflower Terrace Staff
Janet Magajna
as Wildflower Terrace Staff
Robbin Mitchell
as Wildflower Terrace Staff
Christopher Bahnsen
as Wildflower Terrrace Memorial Mourner
JoeAnn Canady
as Wildflower Terrace Memorial Mourner
Michael Crawford
as Wildflower Terrace Memorial Mourner
Spencer Asher
as Quick Lube Employee
Thomas Neff
as Quick Lube Employee
Justin Smalt
as Quick Lube Employee
John Matthew Walker
as Quick Lube Employee
Paul Nye
as Diner Server
Suzy Tacl
as Diner Server
William Benedict
as Liquor Store Cashier
Jacob Burrows
as Soccer Kid
John Burrows
as Soccer Kid
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The film never allows the audience to truly get to know any of the characters in Larry's world, a world in which their uniform shirts emblazoned with company logos and their first names serve as reminders of their lot in life.

September 3, 2015 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…

By widening his soulful puppy eyes - matched only, quite eerily, by those of his French bulldog in real life, Arrow - Schwartzman successfully dares audiences to care.

September 3, 2015 | Full Review…

Schwartzman ... gives Larry enough humanity and a modicum of personal growth that you keep coming back for more.

September 3, 2015 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

Writer-director Bob Byington showed potential as a social satirist with his provocative 2008 indie RSO (Registered Sex Offender), but this slacker comedy lacks any such venom.

September 3, 2015 | Full Review…

7 Chinese Brothers is so slight it risks evaporating on contact.

September 2, 2015 | Rating: C | Full Review…

The sharpest moments cast mundane struggles in a nearly spiritual light.

August 31, 2015 | Full Review…

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