If I Didn't Care (2007) - Rotten Tomatoes

If I Didn't Care (2007)



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Sibling filmmakers Benjamin and Orson Cummings write, produce, and direct this Hitchcock-influenced noir thriller starring Bill Sage as Davis Meyers, a trophy husband who lives in the Hamptons and resorts to infidelity and murder as a means of producing a suitable heir. By the time local investigator Linus (Roy Scheider) catches wind of the scheme, the stage has already been set for tragedy.


Bill Sage
as Davis Myers
Susan Misner
as Hadley Templeton
Noelle Beck
as Janice Myers
Brian McQuillan
as Officer Hoyle
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Critic Reviews for If I Didn't Care

All Critics (19) | Top Critics (11)

There actually is much to like in If I Didn't Care, bits and pieces that might have come together in a way that's more satisfying, but instead it just feels haphazardly tossed together.

October 26, 2007 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
Top Critic

'Hitchcockian' is the less than lilting compliment used to hype this Long Island noir.

September 28, 2007 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…

The Kingdom is ostensibly set in Saudi Arabia but it's really a fantasy action game about winning the war in Iraq.

September 27, 2007 | Rating: B- | Full Review…

The ending offers a bit of a surprise, but overall events are pretty much telegraphed, but not as fast in transmission. The running time is not much more than an hour, but it seems much, much longer.

September 27, 2007 | Rating: 2/4

...the film is notable for its picturesque Hamptons locations and the brevity of its 75-minute running time.

August 15, 2007

At 80 minutes, this movie is short, but long enough to be boring.

August 3, 2007 | Rating: 1/4

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