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A. J. Hakari

A. J. Hakari
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
No Score Yet The Cat and the Canary (1939) It may not strike fear into the hearts of men, but 'The Cat and the Canary' of 1939 comes up with plenty of other ways to leave you in titters, if not jitters.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Aug 19, 2010
0.5/4 8% My Boss's Daughter (2003) ...with a screenplay this humorless, who can blame cast members for looking as if they'd rather be making Gigli II?‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Aug 31, 2003
0.5/4 No Score Yet Necropolis Awakened (2002) Necropolis Awakened is one of the most miserable movies I've ever laid eyes upon.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2004
1/4 11% National Security (2003) ...National Security is a full-fledged member of the "Crappy January Flicks" gang.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Feb 23, 2003
1/4 10% Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) Sitting by myself in the theater, without a soul around me, I felt like I was trapped in a torture chamber with no one else around to share my misery.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jun 15, 2003
1/4 12% A Cinderella Story (2004) It became an irritating and phony-feeling melodrama, turning a sweet premise sour in just 90 short minutes.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jul 20, 2004
23% Fat Albert (2004) The entire plot consists of one hackneyed device after another.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Dec 28, 2004
4% Darkness (2004) Muddled and confusing -- yet somewhat intriguing.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Dec 31, 2004
7% White Noise (2005) Promises more than it delivers.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jan 11, 2005
11% Elektra (2005) A mediocre action movie that throws everything on the shoulders of its star.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jan 20, 2005
13% Boogeyman (2005) Too watered-down, too flashy, too confusing and too slow.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Feb 16, 2005
6% Son of the Mask (2005) Part unnecessary sequel, part cinematic wrecking ball, 'Son of the Mask' is a dreadful excuse of a movie.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Feb 24, 2005
17% Cursed (2005) A cheesy soap opera with fur.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Feb 27, 2005
1/4 14% Rebound (2005) ...seeing a guy once considered a stand-up comedy maverick get slammed in the head with a basketball is just plain saddening.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jul 19, 2005
21% Into the Blue (2005) Looks beautiful but commits the fatal flaw of taking itself seriously.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2005
4% The Fog (2005) Fails to bring a single original or intriguing element to the remake table.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2005
19% Doom (2005) Comes up short in terms of delivering a consistent, explosive, hard-hitting and scary interpretation of the video game.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Oct 25, 2005
6% Yours, Mine & Ours (2005) A 90-minute stream of false emotions and lame slapstick pratfalls.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Nov 25, 2005
42% Just Friends (2005) 'Just Friends' is just average.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Dec 8, 2005
6% Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) The best thing I can say about this sequel is that it's not as bad as 'Yours, Mine & Ours.'‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Dec 24, 2005
53% Wolf Creek (2005) 'Wolf Creek' is all bite and no bark.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Dec 27, 2005
17% Underworld: Evolution (2006) A two-hour trailer that caused me to wonder if Hollywood thinks we all have the attention span of that squirrel in 'Hoodwinked.'‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jan 23, 2006
6% Big Momma's House 2 (2006) The jokes are uninspired, the kind that fall flat on their face upon delivery, yet they persist in coming back to fail over and over again.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jan 30, 2006
9% When a Stranger Calls (2006) This remake has obliterated the original's folk myth scary charm. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Feb 5, 2006
7% Date Movie (2006) I knew something was wrong with 'Date Movie' when a cat puppet with nasty flatulence received the film's biggest laugh.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2006
25% Madea's Family Reunion (2006) 'Madea's Family Reunion' seems unable to blend its comedic and dramatic sides into a cohesive whole.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Mar 2, 2006
8% Ultraviolet (2006) 'Ultraviolet' should have been a lot cooler than it turned out to be. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Mar 6, 2006
43% She's the Man (2006) What's next? Unfortunately, 'She's the Man' means we're probably one step closer to seeing Hilary Duff toplining as Lady Macbeth someday soon.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Mar 26, 2006
5% Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) This movie takes all the bite out of Larry's style and leaves him floundering in an overly-restrained playing field. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Mar 27, 2006
31% Silent Hill (2006) Awesome atmosphere and creatively gruesome visuals get stuck with a 20-minute plot that's stretched out for two hours in 'Silent Hill.'‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2006
23% RV (2006) Although not without a few zippy one-liners and amusing moments, 'RV' is mostly a big, clunky personification of pure kitsch.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 1, 2006
49% Battle in Heaven (2006) 'Battle in Heaven' includes more than a few dry patches in the story where, literally, nothing happens.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 1, 2006
No Score Yet Pray (2006) 'Pray' is a movie with a potentially effective premise but no clue where the story should go or how to tell it.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 1, 2006
33% Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2006) Amazing visuals, but the whole affair feels like an overly-complex version of a tired, old-fashioned mad scientist's plot to rule the world.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 5, 2006
30% Waiting (2005) 'Waiting' spends 90 minutes stating the obvious and getting the viewers to gag more often than chuckle. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 5, 2006
26% Hoot (2006) The film's own simple charm prevents it from making a stronger impression on viewers.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 8, 2006
79% Tetsuo: The Ironman (1989) In 'Tetsuo,' I see a mind-blowing slice of social commentary struggling to fight through layers of over-stylized filmmaking techniques. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 13, 2006
32% Tamara (2006) 'Tamara' resembles an estrogen-charged Frankenstein's monster, a horror flick borrowing elements from such great genre films as 'Carrie' and 'May.'‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 17, 2006
4% BloodRayne (2006) 'BloodRayne' slowly collapses under the weight of its own shoddy production values, cornball script and scattershot editing.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 21, 2006
14% London (2006) 'London' has a polished look and a solid cast, but what it doesn't have is a reason for people to care about it. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 25, 2006
No Score Yet Voodoo Asesino (2001) A predictable horror movie with less meat on its bones than the Cryptkeeper himself. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted May 27, 2006
20% Hollow Man 2 (2006) The most frightening thing about 'Hollow Man 2' is the way it leaves the door open for a potential 'Hollow Man 3'. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jun 3, 2006
65% Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005) Wit has been sacrificed for the sake of Silverman saying as much dirty material as she can in 70 minutes -- and without much heart or humor behind it. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2006
60% Night Watch (2006) Cuts too many corners, breezes through too many subplots and abandons too many characters in favor of throwing something that looks cool onto the screen. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jun 20, 2006
33% Click (2006) 'Click' is a well-meaning and ambitious film that never really finds a good balance for its dramatic and comedic traits.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jun 23, 2006
40% Marebito (2005) 'Marebito' looks scarier more than it actually scares. It freaks out the eyes while leaving the brain perplexed and bored.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jun 26, 2006
13% In the Mix (2005) The lack of spark and energy in the film's 'plot' is evident in just about every way you can examine. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2006
63% High School Musical (2006) The songs are shallow, the writing lackluster, and the characters get turned into the very cliches the film is attempting to parody. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2006
10% Annapolis (2006) 'Annapolis' assembles just about every cliche ever included in an Army movie and merely moves them to a different division of the military.‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jul 8, 2006
85% A Tale of Two Sisters (2003) This acclaimed South Korean horror movie slowly comes undone by dragging out certain scenes and attempting to be too complex. ‐ ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Read More | Posted Jul 9, 2006